God, there is nothing that gets me wetter than a man with something on the line. My heart is racing—and my hands are already wandering—just imagining the violence of this matchup.

The Eagles? Total mood killer. They are “resting” and taking a “mental break.” Boring. I need a man with stamina, not someone who taps out before the fun even starts.

But Von Miller? Now that gets me going. He needs just one more sack to trigger a $500,000 bonus. I can practically feel his hunger… it’s making me throb just imagining how hard he’s going to come at the QB. And keep an eye on that rookie stud, Jacory. He’s scored in three straight games—he knows exactly how to find the spot and finish deep.

I’m already running the water for a long, hot bubble bath. If this parlay hits, I’m going to need to release a lot of built-up tension… and I want you to win with me.